🧬 What is Functional Genomics?

Functional genomics is like watching your genetic blueprint switch from static ink to a living, breathing system. It’s not just about knowing which genes you have — it’s about observing how they light up, communicate, and influence your experience of being human.

Instead of seeing your DNA as a map folded in your pocket, functional genomics shows you how that map is actively being traveled — which routes are open, which are blocked, and which shortcuts your body loves to take.

This science explores gene expression, cellular pathways, and the dynamic instructions your body responds to every moment — from how you handle stress to whether you thrive with early mornings or late nights.
It’s the study of how your code becomes behavior, biology, and lived experience.

It’s like turning on the lights inside your personal operating system — and finally seeing how everything connects.

💫 Why Functional Genomics is a Game-Changer

Most tests simply report what your body is doing in the moment — like a single frame of a much larger story. Functional genomics goes deeper. It reveals the patterns, tendencies, and biological programs running beneath the surface — how you process stress, detoxify, metabolize nutrients, balance hormones, and interact with the world around you.

Instead of asking what is happening, it helps you understand why it happens.

Where traditional labs offer snapshots, functional genomics offers the full storyline — showing how genes communicate with each other, how lifestyle and environment influence expression, and how epigenetics continually reshapes your internal experience. It’s the difference between looking at a still image and seeing the entire scene come alive — colour, movement, depth, dimension.

This is personalized biology, tuned to your frequency rather than your family tree.

Inside your report:

NUTRITION / NUTRIGENOMICS

Optimize your metabolism. Heal your gut. Drop the diets that don't work and learn what's most efficient for YOU! Learn which foods work best, potential food sensitivities and triggers, ideal macro ratios, fats digestion and preference, appetite and satiety, sugar craving/behavioral insights, and more. This panel includes the following insights:

Macro Preferences

Response to Saturated Fats, PUFAs, MUFAs

Dairy Sensitivity

Gluten Allergy

Grain Sensitivity

Histamine Sensitivity

Lipid Handling

Sodium Sensitivity

Caffeine Tolerance

DETOX PATHWAYS

This category alone can save you a small fortune if you're having complex signs of distress. Sometimes success is beyond controlling input and more optimizing detox and output. Identify details of multiple phases that impact hormonal balance, toxic load handling, cellular aging and repair, and much more.

Phase 1 Detox

Methylation

Acetylation

Glutathione System

Immune Function

Inflammatory Response

MICRONUTRIENTS / SUPPLEMENTATION

Address micronutrient needs, vitamin conversion, gut health and absorption. Ditch the multivitamins and learn how you can save money by streamlining only what you need most.

Vitamin B12

Vitamin B6

Vitamin B1

Folate

Choline

Vitamin A

Vitamin C

Vitamin D

Iron

Selenium

HORMONES

Beyond the blood / urine labs that change ALL the time... your genetic Hormones insights can show you the fastest path to optimization. Additional labs can be helpful but most often aren't necessary to get even better, longer-lasting results.

Thyroid

Progesterone

Estrogen

Testosterone

BODY COMPOSITION

Work SMARTER, not harder! Optimize your activity plan and overcome metabolic hurdles with insights on preferences and inherent responses to various approaches to wellness.

Glucose Handling & Insulin Resistance

Exercise Tolerance

Workout Recovery 

Soft Tissue Health

Response to Exercise Types

Hunger Signaling

Snacking and Sweet Tooth Receptors

PRICING

Choose Your Plan

🌿 A quick note on epigenetics

Epigenetics explores how your choices, environment, nourishment, movement, sleep, stress, and even emotional landscape can influence gene expression by altering the chemical signals that sit atop your DNA. These signals can amplify or soften certain genetic tendencies — revealing why some traits express strongly while others remain quiet.

It helps answer the deeper question:
Not just what genes you have — but how they’re behaving.

💥 The Magic in This

Your genes stay constant — a lifelong script written in your cells.
One test, one decode, and you gain a guide you can return to for years.
No more trying every supplement or trend — you learn what your body responds to best, and you work with your biology instead of guessing your way through it.

This is self-knowledge, accelerated. ✨

👇🏼sample report aka SNP Summary👇🏼

🔥 The Real Alchemy? Application.

Not just information — but guidance.

You gain clarity on the root mechanisms that drive your symptoms, not just the surface-level disruptions. With that knowledge, you’re equipped to shift your biology through daily rituals, targeted nutrients, and intentional lifestyle choices — supporting your genes so they can support you.

Functional genomics hands you the keys to your inner control panel —
and suddenly, transformation becomes possibility.

Epigenetics explores how your choices, environment, nourishment, movement, sleep, stress, and even emotional landscape can influence gene expression by altering the chemical signals that sit atop your DNA. These signals can amplify or soften certain genetic tendencies — revealing why some traits express strongly while others remain quiet.

It helps answer the deeper question:
Not just what genes you have — but how they’re behaving.

🌿 A quick note on epigenetics

🔥 The Real Alchemy? Application.

Not just information — but guidance.

You gain clarity on the root mechanisms that drive your symptoms, not just the surface-level disruptions. With that knowledge, you’re equipped to shift your biology through daily rituals, targeted nutrients, and intentional lifestyle choices — supporting your genes so they can support you.

Functional genomics hands you the keys to your inner control panel —
and suddenly, transformation becomes possibility.

👇🏼sample report aka SNP Summary👇🏼

💥 The Magic in This

Your genes stay constant — a lifelong script written in your cells.
One test, one decode, and you gain a guide you can return to for years.
No more trying every supplement or trend — you learn what your body responds to best, and you work with your biology instead of guessing your way through it.

This is self-knowledge, accelerated. ✨

FAQ

How does it work?

A simple cheek-swab kit is mailed right to your door. You swab, send it back, and the lab does the rest. Once your results are ready, you’ll get recording(s), a SNP summary, and clear action steps—all bundled into your personalized blueprint.

We have decades of research that indicate specific correlations and responses by genotype. For example, certain genotypes respond positively to trialed interventions, while other genotypes may have no response or even a negative impact.

This technology allows us to zoom in for micro-analysis of your unique chemical makeup to understand where you're in need of specific support, which things are a total waste of your time, and where to avoid negative impact.

Our proprietary comprehensive analysis ensures that you're getting the most advanced insights available, spanning many systems and cellular pathways in the body for a holistic strategy that provides a succinct plan.

How long do test results take?

Roughly 6-8 weeks, including mailtime, with a little flexibility for faraway countries.

How does this differ from 23+me or other genetics companies?

Most companies test 70–200 genes. Cute. We test 500+. That means way less guessing and way more clarity about how you’re actually wired.

Those generic DNA reports you’ve seen? All ingredients, no recipe. Overwhelming at best, useless at worst.

We do the opposite: we interpret your genes through you—your goals, your history, your symptoms—so you get a roadmap that actually makes sense. Hyperpersonalization at its finest… and something most companies totally miss.

Why does it cost more? What about my data?

We use a private research lab that never sells your data—that’s how budget DNA companies keep costs down. CAP + CLIA certifications ensure your privacy is fully protected.

HOW OFTEN DO I NEED TO RUN THIS TEST?

Only once! Just another reason why Genomics Coaching is so valuable… you test once and you have your codes, FOREVER! You can use this data with any physician or other practitioner to develop your ideal wellness plan as your needs evolve over your lifetime. Many medications and supplements can be tailored to your specific genotypes.

What if my health & wellness goals change?

Your genes stay constant—life doesn’t. I help you interpret the shifts and update your plan accordingly.

DO YOU OFFER A PAYMENT PLAN?

I do! You can choose installments at check out. You'll still get all the same benefits and support! I understand first-hand how it feels to invest out-of-pocket in your health, and I assure you, the value for this test is absolutely incredible. You'll have it for use and reference for the rest of your life.

What if I have more questions or want some extra testing following my results?

Send me an email here: @jen georgeff & I’ll send you in the right direction.

Pick your pace:

Quick, simple, streamlined. Minimal hand-holding, maximum momentum.

Slower, deeper, more supportive. Think regular check-ins, extra clarity, and a well-rounded transformation

Wellness Witch Ministries

Waltham, Massachusetts

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