✦ THE WELLNESS WITCH
You've tried everything.
Your body is still
trying to tell you something.
The supplements. The diets. The labs that come back "normal." And yet, something still feels off. What if the problem isn't that your body is broken? What if you just haven't had the right map?
Epigenetics is how we find out why and exactly what your body needs to thrive.
✦ WHAT IS EPIGENETICS?
Not what genes you have,
how they're behaving.
Think of your DNA as a script. Epigenetics is the director, deciding which lines get spoken loudly, which get whispered, and which stay silent altogether.
Your choices, your environment, your nourishment, your sleep, your stress. All of it is constantly shaping how your genes express. Epigenetics lets us read those signals and give you something most people never have: a personalized map of how your body is wired to heal.
Not a trend. Not a template. Your actual biology.
✦ THIS IS DIFFERENT
Not another DNA report.
You've probably seen those generic DNA tests. All ingredients, no recipe. Overwhelming at best, useless at worst. This is the opposite.
TYPICAL DNA COMPANIES
✕ Tests 70–200 genes
✕ Gives you data, no guidance
✕ Same report for everyone
✕ No interpretation support
✕ Sells your data to third parties
70–200
GENES TESTED
✦ THE WELLNESS WITCHERY
✦ Tests 500+ genetic markers
✦ Personalized walkthrough + action steps
✦ Interpreted through your goals + history
✦ Guided coaching not just a PDF
✦ Private lab. Data never sold. CAP + CLIA certified.
500+
MARKERS DECODED
Inside your report:
Five areas of your biology, finally decoded.
Your report covers everything that's been influencing how you feel, without anyone ever explaining why.
NUTRITION / NUTRIGENOMICS
Drop the diets that don't work. Learn what actually works for you.
Your body processes food completely differently from everyone else's. This panel reveals which foods work with your biology and which are quietly working against it. No more elimination diets based on someone else's results.
✦ Your ideal macro ratios (protein, fat, carbs)
✦ Fat digestion: how you process different fat types
✦ Dairy Sensitivity
✦ Gluten Allergy
✦ Grain Sensitivity
✦ Histamine Sensitivity
✦ Sodium Sensitivity
✦ Caffeine Tolerance
DETOX PATHWAYS
This panel alone can explain years of unexplained symptoms. How well your body clears toxins, balances hormones, and manages inflammation at the cellular level, things blood work can't see. Understanding your detox pathways can save you a small fortune in guessing
✦ Phase 1 + Phase 2 Detox Capacity
✦ Methylation: one of the most critical pathways
✦ Acetylation
✦ Glutathione System: Your master antioxidant
✦ Immune Function & toxic load handling
✦ Inflammatory Response tendencies
✦ Hormonal balance through detox
MICRONUTRIENTS / SUPPLEMENTATION
Stop buying supplements your body can't even use. Most people are taking generic multivitamins their body can barely absorb. This panel shows exactly which vitamins and minerals your genes struggle to convert. So you only take what you actually need.
✦ B Vitamins: B12, B6, B1, Folate
✦ Choline
✦ Vitamin A, C & D absorption + conversion
✦ Iron & Selenium handling
✦ Gut health & nutrient absorption efficiency
✦ Supplement streaming: what to keep, what to drop
HORMONES
Beyond the blood labs that change ALL the time. Blood and urine hormone tests fluctuate constantly. They show a snapshot, not the story. Your genetic hormone insights show you the fastest path to optimization, because your DNA doesn't change month to month.
✦ Thyroid genetic tendencies
✦ Progesterone pathways
✦ Estrogen production & metabolism
✦ Testosterone expression
✦ Hormonal optimization without guessing
BODY COMPOSITION
Work smarter. Understand how your body actually responds. How your body responds to exercise, recovers from training, handles glucose and insulin, and signals hunger. Stop following programs designed for someone else's metabolism.
✦ Glucose Handling & Insulin Resistance tendency
✦ Exercise Tolerance & response types
✦ Workout Recovery Speed
✦ Soft Tissue & injury susceptibility
✦ Hunger and satiety signaling
✦ Sweet Tooth and Snacking Receptors
✦ REAL RESULTS
Curious what you'll
actually receive?
See a real example of the report. Exactly what comes in your personalized blueprint.
👇🏼sample report aka SNP Summary👇🏼
Simple. Straightforward.
Supported.
01
📦 Your kit arrives
A simple cheek swab kit ships directly to your door. No blood draw, no doctor's visit, no clinic appointment.
02
📬 Swab and send
Swab, seal, and mail it back. The private lab processes your sample. Results are ready in roughly 6–8 weeks.
03
✦ Receive your blueprint
Your full personalized report arrives with a recorded walkthrough and clear action steps. Not just data, but guidance.
✦ THE INVESTMENT
One test. A lifetime of clarity.
Your genes don't change. Which means you test once and have your blueprint forever. Use it with any practitioner, for any goal, at any stage of your life. No more trial and error. No more guessing.
1
TEST
EVER.
500+
GENETIC
MARKERS
∞
LIFETIME
BLUEPRINT
"My epigenetics test has given me my own shop manual for my body. Making the best decisions for what goes into it is allowing me to live the way I want to live."
— EPIGENETICS CLIENT
Epigenetics explores how your choices, environment, nourishment, movement, sleep, stress, and even emotional landscape can influence gene expression by altering the chemical signals that sit atop your DNA. These signals can amplify or soften certain genetic tendencies — revealing why some traits express strongly while others remain quiet.
It helps answer the deeper question:
Not just what genes you have — but how they’re behaving.
🌿 A quick note on epigenetics
🔥 The Real Alchemy? Application.
Not just information — but guidance.
You gain clarity on the root mechanisms that drive your symptoms, not just the surface-level disruptions. With that knowledge, you’re equipped to shift your biology through daily rituals, targeted nutrients, and intentional lifestyle choices — supporting your genes so they can support you.
Functional genomics hands you the keys to your inner control panel —
and suddenly, transformation becomes possibility.
👇🏼sample report aka SNP Summary👇🏼
💥 The Magic in This
Your genes stay constant — a lifelong script written in your cells.
One test, one decode, and you gain a guide you can return to for years.
No more trying every supplement or trend — you learn what your body responds to best, and you work with your biology instead of guessing your way through it.
This is self-knowledge, accelerated. ✨
The Investment:
One test. A lifetime of clarity.
Your genes don't change. Which means you test once and have your blueprint forever.
FOUNDATIONS
Epigenetic Foundations
Your complete genetic blueprint + 30 days of guided support after your review call
$1,555
One-time investment · payment plans available
YOUR BLUEPRINT INCLUDES:
✦ DNA test kit delivered straight to your door
✦ Secure lab analysis & processing. We never sell your data (CAP + CLIA certified)
✦ Epigenetic Unlocked workbook: 47 pages, 7-part guided journey to restore balance and resilience
✦ Detailed video walkthrough + downloadable summary of your genetic results
✦ Personalized wellness protocol with targeted diet, supplement, and lifestyle recommendations
✦ Exclusive discounts on top-quality supplements and health brands
✦ Opportunities for custom supplement formulas and peptide therapy
✦ 30-minute follow-up call at day 30 after your review
DIRECT SLACK ACCESS:
From the moment you purchase, through your results, and for 30 days after your report review call. So you always have a place to ask questions and get real guidance.
MOST POPULAR
SIGNATURE - Epigenetic Signature
Your complete blueprint + 3 months of deep coaching and transformation after your review call
$2,444
One-time investment · payment plans available
EVERYTHING IN FOUNDATIONS, PLUS:
✦DNA test kit delivered straight to your door
✦Secure lab analysis & processing. We never sell your data (CAP + CLIA certified)
✦Epigenetic Unlocked workbook: 47 pages, 7-part guided journey to restore balance and resilience
✦Detailed video walkthrough + downloadable summary of your genetic results
✦Personalized wellness protocol with targeted diet, supplement, and lifestyle recommendations
✦Exclusive discounts on top-quality supplements and health brands
✦Opportunities for custom supplement formulas and peptide therapy
✦ Opportunity for Peptide consultation included. If desired, we'll explore peptide therapy as part of your personalized protocol.
YOUR 3-MONTH COACHING SUPPORT
✦3 x 60-minute 1:1 coaching calls
✦30-minute follow-up call at day 90 after your review
✦ Peptide consultation included. If desired, we'll explore peptide therapy as part of your personalized protocol.
DIRECT SLACK ACCESS
From the moment you purchase, through your results, and for 90 days after your report review call , your longest runway for real, supported transformation.
✦ QUESTIONS
Everything you want
to know before you start.
How does it work?
A simple cheek-swab kit is mailed to your door. You swab, send it back, and the lab does the rest. Once your results are ready, you'll receive a full SNP summary, recorded walkthrough, and clear action steps. All bundled into your personalized blueprint. We analyze specific genetic correlations and responses so you understand where your body needs support, what's a waste of your time, and where to avoid negative impact.
How long do test results take?
Roughly 6–8 weeks from when your sample arrives at the lab, including mail time. We'll keep you posted along the way.
How does this differ from 23+me or other genetics companies?
Most companies test 70–200 genes. We test 500+. But the bigger difference is what we do with the results. Those generic reports give you all ingredients and no recipe. Overwhelming at best, useless at worst. We interpret your genes through you: your goals, your history, your symptoms. You get a roadmap that actually makes sense for your life, not a generic printout.
Is MY DATA PRIVATE?
Yes, completely. We use a private research lab that never sells your data. That's one of the reasons this costs more than budget DNA companies. CAP + CLIA certifications ensure your privacy is fully protected at every step.
HOW OFTEN DO I NEED TO RUN THIS TEST?
Only once. Your genes stay constant for your entire life, which means you test once and have your blueprint forever. You can use this data with any physician or practitioner as your health goals evolve. Many medications and supplements can even be tailored to your specific genotypes.
What if my health & wellness goals change?
Your genes stay constant, life doesn't. That's the beauty of this blueprint. As your needs shift, we can revisit your results and update your approach. The foundation never changes; the application evolves with you.
DO YOU OFFER A PAYMENT PLAN?
Yes. You can choose installments at checkout. You'll still receive all the same results and support. I understand first-hand how it feels to invest out-of-pocket in your health. This blueprint is a tool you'll reference for the rest of your life. The value is extraordinary.
What if I have more questions or want some extra testing following my results?
Send me an email here: @jen georgeff & I’ll send you in the right direction.
Stop guessing. Start knowing.
Your body has been speaking. Let's finally listen.
One test, lifetime blueprint
A complimentary 15-minute call to discuss your health goals, answer your questions about genetic testing, and determine whether this personalized approach is the right fit for you.
Wellness Witch Ministries
Waltham, Massachusetts