


Functional genomics is like watching your genetic blueprint switch from static ink to a living, breathing system. It’s not just about knowing which genes you have — it’s about observing how they light up, communicate, and influence your experience of being human.
Instead of seeing your DNA as a map folded in your pocket, functional genomics shows you how that map is actively being traveled — which routes are open, which are blocked, and which shortcuts your body loves to take.
This science explores gene expression, cellular pathways, and the dynamic instructions your body responds to every moment — from how you handle stress to whether you thrive with early mornings or late nights.
It’s the study of how your code becomes behavior, biology, and lived experience.
It’s like turning on the lights inside your personal operating system — and finally seeing how everything connects.
Most tests simply report what your body is doing in the moment — like a single frame of a much larger story. Functional genomics goes deeper. It reveals the patterns, tendencies, and biological programs running beneath the surface — how you process stress, detoxify, metabolize nutrients, balance hormones, and interact with the world around you.
Instead of asking what is happening, it helps you understand why it happens.
Where traditional labs offer snapshots, functional genomics offers the full storyline — showing how genes communicate with each other, how lifestyle and environment influence expression, and how epigenetics continually reshapes your internal experience. It’s the difference between looking at a still image and seeing the entire scene come alive — colour, movement, depth, dimension.
This is personalized biology, tuned to your frequency rather than your family tree.

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Macro Preferences
Response to Saturated Fats, PUFAs, MUFAs
Dairy Sensitivity
Gluten Allergy
Grain Sensitivity
Histamine Sensitivity
Lipid Handling
Sodium Sensitivity
Caffeine Tolerance
This category alone can save you a small fortune if you're having complex signs of distress. Sometimes success is beyond controlling input and more optimizing detox and output. Identify details of multiple phases that impact hormonal balance, toxic load handling, cellular aging and repair, and much more.
Phase 1 Detox
Methylation
Acetylation
Glutathione System
Immune Function
Inflammatory Response
Address micronutrient needs, vitamin conversion, gut health and absorption. Ditch the multivitamins and learn how you can save money by streamlining only what you need most.
Vitamin B12
Vitamin B6
Vitamin B1
Folate
Choline
Vitamin A
Vitamin C
Vitamin D
Iron
Selenium
Beyond the blood / urine labs that change ALL the time... your genetic Hormones insights can show you the fastest path to optimization. Additional labs can be helpful but most often aren't necessary to get even better, longer-lasting results.
Thyroid
Progesterone
Estrogen
Testosterone
Work SMARTER, not harder! Optimize your activity plan and overcome metabolic hurdles with insights on preferences and inherent responses to various approaches to wellness.
Glucose Handling & Insulin Resistance
Exercise Tolerance
Workout Recovery
Soft Tissue Health
Response to Exercise Types
Hunger Signaling
Snacking and Sweet Tooth Receptors
Epigenetics explores how your choices, environment, nourishment, movement, sleep, stress, and even emotional landscape can influence gene expression by altering the chemical signals that sit atop your DNA. These signals can amplify or soften certain genetic tendencies — revealing why some traits express strongly while others remain quiet.
It helps answer the deeper question:
Not just what genes you have — but how they’re behaving.
Your genes stay constant — a lifelong script written in your cells.
One test, one decode, and you gain a guide you can return to for years.
No more trying every supplement or trend — you learn what your body responds to best, and you work with your biology instead of guessing your way through it.
This is self-knowledge, accelerated. ✨
Not just information — but guidance.
You gain clarity on the root mechanisms that drive your symptoms, not just the surface-level disruptions. With that knowledge, you’re equipped to shift your biology through daily rituals, targeted nutrients, and intentional lifestyle choices — supporting your genes so they can support you.
Functional genomics hands you the keys to your inner control panel —
and suddenly, transformation becomes possibility.
Epigenetics explores how your choices, environment, nourishment, movement, sleep, stress, and even emotional landscape can influence gene expression by altering the chemical signals that sit atop your DNA. These signals can amplify or soften certain genetic tendencies — revealing why some traits express strongly while others remain quiet.
It helps answer the deeper question:
Not just what genes you have — but how they’re behaving.
Not just information — but guidance.
You gain clarity on the root mechanisms that drive your symptoms, not just the surface-level disruptions. With that knowledge, you’re equipped to shift your biology through daily rituals, targeted nutrients, and intentional lifestyle choices — supporting your genes so they can support you.
Functional genomics hands you the keys to your inner control panel —
and suddenly, transformation becomes possibility.
👇🏼sample report aka SNP Summary👇🏼
Your genes stay constant — a lifelong script written in your cells.
One test, one decode, and you gain a guide you can return to for years.
No more trying every supplement or trend — you learn what your body responds to best, and you work with your biology instead of guessing your way through it.
This is self-knowledge, accelerated. ✨
A simple cheek-swab kit is mailed right to your door. You swab, send it back, and the lab does the rest. Once your results are ready, you’ll get recording(s), a SNP summary, and clear action steps—all bundled into your personalized blueprint.
We have decades of research that indicate specific correlations and responses by genotype. For example, certain genotypes respond positively to trialed interventions, while other genotypes may have no response or even a negative impact.
This technology allows us to zoom in for micro-analysis of your unique chemical makeup to understand where you're in need of specific support, which things are a total waste of your time, and where to avoid negative impact.
Our proprietary comprehensive analysis ensures that you're getting the most advanced insights available, spanning many systems and cellular pathways in the body for a holistic strategy that provides a succinct plan.
Roughly 6-8 weeks, including mailtime, with a little flexibility for faraway countries.
Most companies test 70–200 genes. Cute. We test 500+. That means way less guessing and way more clarity about how you’re actually wired.
Those generic DNA reports you’ve seen? All ingredients, no recipe. Overwhelming at best, useless at worst.
We do the opposite: we interpret your genes through you—your goals, your history, your symptoms—so you get a roadmap that actually makes sense. Hyperpersonalization at its finest… and something most companies totally miss.
We use a private research lab that never sells your data—that’s how budget DNA companies keep costs down. CAP + CLIA certifications ensure your privacy is fully protected.
Only once! Just another reason why Genomics Coaching is so valuable… you test once and you have your codes, FOREVER! You can use this data with any physician or other practitioner to develop your ideal wellness plan as your needs evolve over your lifetime. Many medications and supplements can be tailored to your specific genotypes.
Your genes stay constant—life doesn’t. I help you interpret the shifts and update your plan accordingly.
I do! You can choose installments at check out. You'll still get all the same benefits and support! I understand first-hand how it feels to invest out-of-pocket in your health, and I assure you, the value for this test is absolutely incredible. You'll have it for use and reference for the rest of your life.
Send me an email here: @jen georgeff & I’ll send you in the right direction.
Pick your pace:
Quick, simple, streamlined. Minimal hand-holding, maximum momentum.
Slower, deeper, more supportive. Think regular check-ins, extra clarity, and a well-rounded transformation



Wellness Witch Ministries
Waltham, Massachusetts